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Second Interview with Spicy Lemon Jazz (SLJ) …

Spicy Lemon Jazz was interviewed on Facebook:

QEL: Okay SLJ can you introduce yourself and tell us about you!

SLJ: Ummmh errr

QEL: Just be yourself

SLJ: Well errr I’m clean, I mean and I clean errr what I mean is I’m an all natural cleaning thing ummmh

QEL: And?

SLJ: Well I work with you, helping your natural skin barrier so the more I’m used err hem the better it gets, skin barrier and me get along really well, I like it, it likes me.

QEL: And how does skin barrier (SB) feel about this relationship?

SLJ: In a good mood! Feels all silky smooth and clean. Personally I think it’s looking a bit younger too, but I’m maybe biased.

QEL: Do you think SB could get a bit too much of you?

SLJ: Oh no we’re made for each other SB loves me and I love SB.

QEL: Do you think all SB would like you?

SLJ: Well officially I’m only approved for grown up SB and when we’re introduced we have to be sure we’re both happy or we can’t go ahead (something about potential allergy?!?).

QEL: What do you think about good ole soap and water?

SLJ: Well good at the cleaning stuff if you can be bothered to rub away long enough but I have heard that SB suffers a bit …

QEL: Okay SLJ well thanks for that I think we know what you’re about now, by the way what about Palm Oil?

SLJ: (Slight shudder) I’m Palm Oil free wouldn’t touch it at the moment until the world gets back on track. Bye.

QEL: Alright thanks again SLJ good to know. Bye, bye for now.

Further interviews at the discretion of SLJ. If you have any questions you’d like QEL to put to SLJ then please enter them in the feedback form below. Thank you.

QEL: Coming soon folks! Want to preorder : info@qiessence.co.uk for priority treatment:

Spicy Lemon Jazz Hand Sanitizer + Skin Conditioner

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